Luke
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Post by Luke on Jul 16, 2008 10:50:33 GMT -6
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Plenty of room!
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Post by andrewlee on Jul 16, 2008 15:23:43 GMT -6
Lucius....or an extremely large leak proof diaper
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LeopardessGirl
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Post by LeopardessGirl on Jul 18, 2008 15:18:20 GMT -6
What Do You Do If You Make Any Torrean Girl/Anthro Big Cat Angry, To Make'er Happy?? Two Things: A: A Date Out That Night and B: A Big Pretty Sparkly Ring With A Bouquet Flowers! Or She Might Ripp You In two With Her Tentacles!
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Post by andrewlee on Jul 18, 2008 23:25:00 GMT -6
leopardess girl....good advice ...since I don't want to end up torn up and served for dinner....lol
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JADIS
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Post by JADIS on Sept 4, 2008 18:36:36 GMT -6
*runs into thread, gasping* Whoa, that was quite a run but I've found it!! Okay you wanna hear Spock's response to Q when asked to tell a joke? . . . . . . . . Spock: The universe is gassy. ha, ha, ha? Well, the audience laughed.
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Atoz 77
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Post by Atoz 77 on Sept 6, 2008 9:17:34 GMT -6
I'm afraid I don't get it. But you know what they say. There are two kinds of people in the universe, the kind who finish everything they start, and
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Post by andrewlee on Sept 6, 2008 9:23:08 GMT -6
I just started comming back from Risa.....to find myself board, so I went to go have a holodeck adventure ,which turned out to be a misadventure due to a malfungtion in the holo emiters. Because of this ,I'm going back to Risa ;D
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Post by JADIS on Sept 8, 2008 0:07:55 GMT -6
I'm afraid I don't get it. But you know what they say. There are two kinds of people in the universe, the kind who finish everything they start, and Don't blame me, it was Spock's joke
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Atoz 77
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Post by Atoz 77 on Sept 9, 2008 8:36:00 GMT -6
A former member of the Obsidian Order found himself before a judge who had in earlier days been known throughout Cardassia for the cruelty of his sentences. "My deepest regret," said the judge, "is that due to recent reforms, the harshest sentence I am empowered to levy is Death by Phaser. My only leeway is setting the date for your execution. Therefore, I order that you be taken to the firing squad on one of the seven days of next week, but that the executioner see to it that there is no way for you to know in advance which day. Each night, you will lie awake wondering if Death awaits you the next morning. And when your Death finally comes, it will be totally unexpected."
The prisoner blanched at the sentence, but to his surprise his defense counsel (who had been educated on Vulcan) was smiling. "The judge outsmarted himself," said the counsel. "You can't be executed on the last day of the week, because you'd expect that. But if the last day is out, you'd expect it to be the day before, so you can't be executed then either. The same logic applies to every day. Logically, the sentence can't be carried out!"
Confident that his attorney was correct, the prisoner relaxed and went back to his cell, where he was woken up early Tuesday morning and taken to the firing squad -- totally unexpectedly.
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roydh
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Post by roydh on Sept 9, 2008 13:15:04 GMT -6
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JADIS
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Post by JADIS on Sept 9, 2008 22:11:31 GMT -6
Bummer. I'd rather not know anyway, if it were me so maybe the lawyer did him a favor.
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Atoz 77
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Post by Atoz 77 on Sept 15, 2008 7:57:33 GMT -6
Okay, it doesn't HAVE to be a Star Trek joke. Here's another good one from the late George Carlin --
Speaking of funny names, do you realize Howdy Doody's mother and father are known as the Doody's? And Bo Diddley's parents are the Diddley's? How would you like to be at a party and have to introduce the Doody's to the Diddley's? And keep a straight face?
"Mr. and Mrs. Doody, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Diddley. Mr. Doody, Mr. Diddley; Mrs. Diddley, Mrs. Doody. Mr. Doody, Mrs. Diddley; Mr. Diddley, Mrs. Doody. The Doodys, the Diddleys; the Diddleys, the Doodys."
Then, just when you finish all of that, in walks Bo Diddley's brother, Dudley Diddley, and his sisters, Dottie Diddley, Dodie Diddley, and Didi Diddley. And Howdy Doody's sisters, Judy Doody and Trudy Doody. I'd never get through it all. I'd be leaning over the punchbowl, thinking, "Please, God, don't let Rootie Kazootie show up."
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Post by andrewlee on Sept 23, 2008 21:31:13 GMT -6
Atoz.....thats a lot of diddely doodling around.....lol I remember when captain Picard was on Risa relaxing ,reading a book when a Ferengi came up and Picard says "your blocking my suns"
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JADIS
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Post by JADIS on Sept 25, 2008 7:42:57 GMT -6
Wow, try saying that 5x's fast....
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