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Post by macawol on Jul 26, 2009 15:47:44 GMT -6
Stickers found in Star Fleet:
On shuttlecraft: "I brake for Klingon Birds of Prey"
Anywhere: "Phasers don't kill people; Klingons do"
On a Bird of Prey: "CAUTION! We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical!"
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Post by andrewlee on Jul 26, 2009 16:45:19 GMT -6
Mac ... ...I guess they don't have any baby Klingons on board stickers.... Ferengi would have "We love latinum" on their ships!! ;D
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Post by Atoz 77 on Jul 27, 2009 7:56:27 GMT -6
On a Borg cube: "We don't brake for anything."
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Post by andrewlee on Jul 27, 2009 10:01:51 GMT -6
On a Romulan Warbird the sticker would read "You can't tell if we have stopped because we are cloaked"
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Post by macawol on Jul 27, 2009 14:20:57 GMT -6
A Vulcan or Betazoid sticker would be: "Would you mind?"
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Post by Atoz 77 on Nov 25, 2009 8:44:09 GMT -6
A constable was patrolling the Promenade and found a man lying bruised and beaten up outside a bar where a lot of Klingons were. "Sir, can you describe the person who did this to you?"
"Of course I can!" said the man. "That's what I was doing when he beat me up!"
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Post by andrewlee on Nov 25, 2009 15:17:32 GMT -6
I discovered that I was too involved in a love triangle and then to find there was a 4th person in the affair, so I would say that because it was so hard to get out of it would be a "Trapazoid" !! ;D
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Post by Atoz 77 on Dec 17, 2009 8:47:50 GMT -6
While she was on the Enterprise, Dr. Pulaski got in the habit of stopping by Ten Forward every evening for a daiquiri flavored with real crushed pecans. One night Guinan ran out of pecans and had to substitute hickory nuts. Pulaski took one sip and said, "What in the name of Hippocrites do you call this?"
"You caught me," said Guinan, smiling that smile of hers. "It's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
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