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Post by andrewlee on Sept 25, 2008 8:24:06 GMT -6
Jadis. I don't think I want to try saying that once fast let alone 5 times fast.......lol
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Post by Atoz 77 on Sept 26, 2008 8:14:43 GMT -6
Looking through the Vulcan yellow pages, we might find
the Law firm of Speak, Spoke and Spoil, Spout and Spate, Ltd.. -- plumbers Sprout and Sprig, Inc. -- landscape gardeners Spark and Spank -- sex therapists
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Post by andrewlee on Sept 28, 2008 18:23:44 GMT -6
Funny Atoz!!
Looking in the Klingon yellow pages we might find: Klogg under plumbing Krabb under Klingon sea food Klankk under construction Kroon unger Klingon Operas
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Post by Atoz 77 on Sept 29, 2008 7:51:34 GMT -6
Then there's that famous Klingon warrior, Klutz... known for being single-handedly responsible for the great victory at Khitomer. What's that you say? The Klingons lost the battle of Khitomer?
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Post by andrewlee on Sept 30, 2008 19:40:46 GMT -6
Atoz. The house of Klogg has held the honer of the best plumbers on Q'nos
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Post by Atoz 77 on Oct 16, 2008 8:06:33 GMT -6
(I ran across this poem while working a crossword puzzle. I wouldn't want you to think I was taking credit for it.)
A young theologian named Fiddle Refused to accept his degree He said, It is bad enough being a Fiddle Without being "Fiddle, D.D."
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Post by Atoz 77 on Nov 21, 2008 9:36:38 GMT -6
Bashir and O'Brien had been sent halfway across the Bajoran system in a runabout to help merchant ship that had been damaged in an ion storm, and now they were on their way back to Deep Space Nine. O'Brien just wanted to catch up on his sleep, but Bashir was wide awake. "Let's play a game," he said. "We take turns asking questions. If I ask you a question you can't answer, you owe me five credits. But if you ask me a question I can't answer, I owe you five hundred credits. Deal?" He figured with his genetically enhanced intelligence, he'd still clean up. O'Brien was tired, but Bashir kept pestering him until he agreed.
Bashir's first question: "What is the distance, in meters, from Earth to Alpha Centauri?" O'Brien didn't even answer, he just handed over five credits.
Then it was O'Brien's turn. "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" Bashir was stumped. He thought about it and thought about it, but he didn't have a clue. He noticed that O'Brien had closed his eyes and gone to sleep, so he snuck into the cockpit and queried the Library Computer. It didn't know the answer! He put in a call to Deep Space Nine and asked Dax. She didn't know the answer, either! He got on Subspace and sent a query to Memory Alpha, and even the researchers there didn't know the answer! Finally he woke up O'Brien and handed over the five hundred credits. O'Brien thanked him and shut his eyes again.
"Wait a minute!" said Bashir. "This is driving me nuts! You have to tell me -- What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" O'Brien just handed him five credits and went back to sleep.
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Post by Atoz 77 on Dec 11, 2008 8:54:42 GMT -6
Three Cardassians had come across an old derelict Human spaceship, and found book containing the rules for poker. Once they thought they had it down, they tried a game. "I think I've got what they call a Full Domicile," said the first. "Three Tens and two Johns."
"I've got a Flash," said the second, laying down five hearts.
The third threw down his cards in disgust. "All I've got is Two Pair!" he said. "A pair of ones, and another pair of ones."
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Post by andrewlee on Feb 4, 2009 9:38:04 GMT -6
Thats very funny Atoz! lol. Did O'Brian ever give up the answer to the riddle of "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4? "
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Post by Atoz 77 on Feb 4, 2009 12:12:56 GMT -6
See, that's the point of the joke. He didn't know the answer, so he had to pay the five credits!
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Post by andrewlee on Feb 4, 2009 21:16:33 GMT -6
Thanks for the clarification about the riddle and the explanation about O'Brien.
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Post by Atoz 77 on Feb 9, 2009 9:31:26 GMT -6
You guys know how I like parodies. I was thinking of a one some time ago --
"Charlie Xcellent" -- The Entryprize picks up a seventeen year old boy who from the age of three had learned to talk by watching the only DVD which survived his spaceship crash... "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"! (Unfortunately, I could only think of one or two more gags of that nature for this episode. Does anyone else have some ideas?)
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Post by andrewlee on Feb 10, 2009 13:37:52 GMT -6
Atoz I love Parodies of just about everything!!! I like to write parodies to, but none of them have been Trek parodies. I haven't seen this episode you were referring to for a long time. When I get a chance to watch it ,I'm sure I can come up with something good!!!
I was flying back from Risa, when I discovered that my luggage had been stolen by Ferengi.
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Post by Atoz 77 on Feb 13, 2009 8:59:55 GMT -6
"Charlie had sabotaged Mr. Spoke's electronic dulcimer so that it sounded like a constipated gerbil (instead of an asthmatic camel as it usually did). Admittedly most of the crew wanted Kird to give him a medal for this, but the Volcanite was furious..."
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Post by andrewlee on Feb 13, 2009 10:47:03 GMT -6
This is funny Atoz! When I can think up a good Trek Parody, I will post it! I send my other parodies/satires and jokes to Friends to make them laugh, especially when they are troubled about something and I want to cheer them up!!! My Friends that live near me, I tell them in person! I really enjoy making people laugh!!!!
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